Which Sausage Are You?

Slim ..................... Average ................ Thick


And why do so many bratwursts and knackwurst think they are hotdogs and bratwursts?
I am a bratwurst. What are you?

Why I Like Asian Baseball

Ten reasons I enjoy Asian baseball over American baseball:

1. Asian players are not as arrogant, spoiled or disrespectful.

2. Asian players practice fundamental skills and are more dedicated to perfecting these skills.

3. Asian players do not complain and whine about umpire calls.

4. Asian players do not rush to fight opponents during games. Respect for opponents.

5. Asian players do not waste time during games. Pitchers receive the ball and are ready to make the next pitch. Batters stay near the batter's box and do not walk all over the place, wasting time.

6. Asian players seem to put forth greater effort to win and perform well.

7. Asian players have greater loyalty, whether to their team or in representing their nation.

8. Asian players do not argue or challenge their coaches, managers, team authorities.

9. Asian players are more versatile and athletic. In MLB, many players become great hitters or great fielders, or runners, or pitchers but rarely can they do more than one thing well.

10.Asian players respect the game.